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As the morning breeze of the harmattan season blows through the window, I felt deeper into the sleep, suddenly something began to move up and down on my neck ,It felt soothing and at the same time scary. At first I was reluctant about it but then I thought what if it’s a cockroach. I immediately opened my eyes and screamed loudly when I felt something moving on my left forearm,I smashed it and also smashed the one I felt moving around my neck. The milky liquid on me made me disgusting with myself,I rushed to the toilet and bath myself in a hot steaming water. I was busy looking through the mirror and admiring my beauty and at the same time applying toothpaste on my toothbrush again without looking i started brushing my teeth, it was at that moment that I realized the toothpaste is not the one I used yesterday. But me been the same lazy me continued using it without checking the pack, the taste is different from yesterday’s but then I continued, after rinsing my mouth, I opened my teeth to look at them and to my upmost surprise it changed from the pearly white teeth I had to brown colored disgusted teeth, I screamed on top of my lungs and rinse it again but nothing seems to change,.
I gave up and returned to my bedroom it was at that moment I realized ramla my 2 years old daughter wasn’t on the bed,I started to panick because she wasn’t on the same spot she always sleeps after performing my fajr prayer. I searched everywhere in the house but she wasn’t there,and I dare not call my husband. I sat down on my bed and started praying, hoping for iliya my gateman to come and inform me of maybe any news, after waiting and praying for almost 10 minutes, I took my car keys and quickly rushed to hafsah my best friend’s house,I knocked on her door for about 2 minutes before someone opened to the door to me,the sitting room was dark and all the lights were off.
Suddenly something soft and small held onto my legs,again I shouted because lately shouting becomes part of me.
I looked down and was surprise to see ramla my daughter staring back at me,I picked her up and suddenly the lights came on and everyone was screaming APRILFOOL…..
To say I was surprised and startled would be an understatement I wanted to slap the smile off hafsah’s face when I remembered what we discussed with her and fa’iza last week
Fa’iza::qawata April yakusa fa munkusa musamu kudi
Me::you and money Allah ya nunamin Randa wani zeqi wani between you and money
Hafsah::fai’za kam ai without money taabar numfashi.
Me::ai daya kuke kawai de ita tafi nuna natane
Hafsah::inta nine this time around we should pull a prank on someone that will scare the hell out of him or her
Fai’za::that’s a good plan but who do you think should be the victim
Me::whatever prank you guys are plotting should better be among you only because I won’t participate
Hafsah::ko kihadu muyi ko mumiki
Me::idiot kin isa kushira prank Akaina kuwa,am not as stupid as you guys are ..gwamma ma kusani ku fasa
Hafsah::to Allah ya kaimu ranan.
And now it’s a week after our discussion and to my upmost surprise my stupid friends came up with the worst prank ever,how could they take my 2 years old ramla without informing me, lalle mAh
I carried my daughter and opened the door without saying a word to each of them,I slammed the door very hard and left the premises without turning back to check on the person trying to catch up with me.
The moment I entered my house I started shouting iliya’s name(the gateman)
Iliya da izinin uban wa kabude kofan gidan Nan har aka shigo aka dauki ramla
Hajiya wallahi kiyi hakuri hajiya hafsa ce tazo Kuma Naga Shirinku da ita yakai tazo tatafi da ramla
Iliya iliya iliya nakira sunanka sau uku daga yau ko uban ramla ne Kar ka bashi ya fita daga gidan nan tareda ramla har senabaka izini
Kaji Koh bakajibah??
Hajiya naji kiyi hakuri.
Tohm.
🤭Oops sorry guys I was scared to the core that I forget to introduce myself.
My name is Khadija bukar am 24 years old and married to saif the love of my life and currently am blessed with a beautiful two years old daughter called ramlah.
I lost both my parents after 5 months of my wedding and right now I have no one other than my husband and his family as I don’t know anyone from my parents side apart fromy father’s Bestfriend alhaji Idris who happens to be the father of my best friends hafsah and fai’za .Hafsah is 24 years old while fai’za is 22 .
My wedding date was same as hafsah’s so technically her father was my waliy like wise my father to her.
But unfortunately to hafsah now it’s 3 years after our marriage but she wasn’t blessed with a child. Fai’za is single and searching as she always says.
Few days later
It’s been days since after the prank issue and both my best friends didn’t bother to call me and apologize likewise I didn’t bother to call them too,as am very busy preparing for my husband’s return from his trip from ATBU. My husband Saif Sheik is a lecture at ATBU and also a business man he works in bauchi while i live in gombe, my husband hometown.
Before the marriage he wanted us to settle in bauchi but after my graduation from GSU I got a job in gombe state.So basically he works in bauchi and I work in gombe.
Hey guys how far??
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