28 Times Cats Were Caught Being Sneaky and Suspicious to Show You How Ridiculous You Look Faking Stomach Cramps to Leave the Office Early

This is what you look like. When you start your umming and ahhing like something is not sitting right in your stomach. This is how ridiculous you look trying to convince others of your gastrointestinal distress. No one is buying it and quite frankly the only reason you get away with it is that everyone is so sick of seeing this stupid face.