I tried to rearrange every club’s name in the championship to spell something funny (I think.

Eel Nuts Died

Rad Sled Nun

Hided Sinful Feet

Blur Yen

Bridged Ho Slum

Snowmobile Bitch War

To Dwarf

Will Mall

Braver Knobs Curl

Tits Boil, Cry

Obey Dry Cunt

Sticky Toe

I, Winy Crotch

Away, Insects

Lend Deafs Fishy Weed

Nut Now, Lot

Evict Tony, Cry

Dude For Toxin

My Laughter Ploy

Snorted Porn Then

Fact: I'd Cry If

Cut Hilly

Shoot Trump

Pranks Anger Queers