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Oh, hey Zillennials, we can barely see you there between the endless noise of Gen Z and our deteriorating Millennial eyesight. But it’s good you’re here, we were looking for you – we’ve heard with our deteriorating Millennial hearing that you’re… clanking? Your bones, we mean your bones. You don’t have to worry, not at all, we’re here to reassure you you’re getting old. Wait- Sorry- We didn’t mean to upset you, but… it’s true.
You’re clanking, you’re confused, and you probably needed your new reading glasses to read these words, you’re getting old, so there’s only one thing to do – embrace the Crazy Cat Lady you are becoming. It’s your coo-coo time to shine, you meowgnificent Zillennial full-fledged adult. Go on, be the Crazy Cat Lady you were always meant to be. As Millennials, the generation who brought cats to internet fame, we will sit here and root for you. Excuse us for not standing or jumping in enthusiasm, we’re just way too old for that now.