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Guy gets even with neighbor by planting 50 plastic pink flamingos all over his assigned parking space: ‘Best $200 I’ve ever spent’

Unless it’s the John Waters movie starring the incomparable Divine, no one should come home to 50 pink flamingos in their parking space. That is, unless you’re this dude’s neighbor, who clearly got what he deserved. The two residents live in an apartment complex with a garage underneath that has designated parking spaces for those […]

Neighbor Scam, Dog Bite: Elmhurst Cops

ELMHURST, IL – In the last few days, Elmhurst police have handled cases involving a gift card scam, a dog bite, retail theft, threats, porch piracy and disorderly conduct. Here is information from the latest Elmhurst police reports: Gift card scam A resident in the 1000 block of South Euclid Avenue told police Thursday that […]

Neighbor keeps taking woman’s assigned spot, she plays and beats her at her own game: ‘It took two days before she started leaving notes on my car asking me to stop’

It’s often said that you should never stoop to someone else’s level and, instead, take the high road and go on to live a better life, beating them through their inability to affect you. Well, truth be told, that’s not really all that much fun, and it’s not very practical at times since it doesn’t […]

‘My neighbor had been called in front of a board meeting [and] fined about $1000’: Neighbor snitches on parents who let kids play on water slide bouncy house at all hours and flood other people’s yards

This situation sounds like every kid’s dream and every neighbor’s worst nightmare.  If you spent ages begging your parents for a pool or a trampoline as a kid, you’re not alone. It’s a common experience for kids who want to get their energy out and spend countless hours swimming or bouncing with their friends.  Of […]

Noisy Neighbor Detection with eBPF

The sched_wakeup and sched_wakeup_new hooks are invoked when a process changes state from ‘sleeping’ to ‘runnable.’ They let us identify when a process is ready to run and is waiting for CPU time. During this event, we generate a timestamp and store it in an eBPF hash map using the process ID as the key. […]